UMMM...This is not dissimilar to Magic Beans.
A ghost in a bottle.....what? This one is even too much for me. For some ridiculous reason people are actually purchasing these. What does one do with a ghost in a bottle, you ask? Well I wondered the same thing. After reading the list of spooky warnings, I have determined that one does absolutely nothing with a ghost in a bottle.
Now if you are feelin lucky go ahead.....open it, but consider the consequences. It seems to me, it would be like opening Pandora's Box, or that little draidle type toy in the Hellraiser movies. In my mind you have many different kinds of spooks and it is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you will get. These "ghosts " are found all over the world in the "spookiest" of places ie:graveyard, creepy castle, haunted houses etc, and they are trapped by trained professionals, so don't go try trapping them on your own! After they are caught they are "mysteriously" sealed in a bottle, with wax!!!! ooooh mysterious wax. Each one comes with a certificate of authenticity from the ghost hunter who trapped your ghost, so you know it's the real thing. Personally,I would like a custom egyptian cotton sheet with the eyes cut out so i could feel the bond with my new ghost. Now I might buy into this, if they were selling genie lamps that contained Barbara Eden. At least she could do something for me, unlike the ghost who gets out and reeks havoc on my underwear drawer unfolding my boxers and mismatching my socks. BOOOOOOO!!!!! and I mean that in so many ways........
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