Thank you Christian charity "Prayer in Action", for joining forces with our mobile phone companies in providing us with our daily prayers.
According to Erik Fok,sales chief for Ecumen, this service will be available to over 500,000 christians within a few years. The text, and I am not making this up, will tell you exactly what to pray for at that exact time. Unless this shit is going to tell me to pray for a million dollars, or a pony, I will keep my fifty cents a prayer thank you, and spend it on more worthwhile things like, cigarettes and lottery tickets.
I guess we should be giving Jesus props for keeping up with modern technology. If cell phones were around in his time, maybe he could have received a text from one of his apostle buddies giving him a heads up on the whole crucifixion thing. "They're coming 4 u" maybe?
Seriously though, this is really pushing the envelope when it comes to individual thought. Honestly being interrupted during such wholesome activities like, gay sex, drinking, coveting my neighbors wife, and being filled with envy, to pray for the "credit crunch," would really piss me off.
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