Thursday, May 15, 2008

Looking for your four legged soulmate?






Since obviously we have nothing better to do with our time, a "behaviorist" has developed a personality test for shelter animals, so you know exactly what you are getting, when you decide to adopt an animal. hmmmmm......Now they say this is a valuable tool, and will stop people from returning animals.I say it is just pretty stupid.


Adopting an animal is much like adopting a child. Do you get to return your child if you find it doesn't match your new hand bag? Come on, the whole fun of adopting an animal is to watch their personality develop. I've heard it is the same with children, but that could just be a dirty dirty rumor spread by expecting mothers, and lesbians with Asian babies. Who knows?


Honestly, if you want to adopt the perfect pet, you are not being realistic, and you don't really want one, you want an accessory to your otherwise pathetic daily existence. I guarantee you most pets will not sit on your lap while you sit on your ass and pig out in front of the TV. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but if that describes you, do me a favor and adopt a senior pet that enjoys a good sit, and stay away from puppies and kittens.
by the way the pic is my perfectly behaved well adjusted four legged soulmate Blue. She's an awesome dog!


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