Wednesday, May 21, 2008

SILLY TORTOISE SMOKES ARE FOR ME!



WOW! A turtle after mine own heart! Imagine how Supplised Yun was when the turtle developed a habit. First of all, turtles are cool and all, but it would be a cold day in hell before i shared anything that has been in my mouth with a turtle. Second, I have enough trouble supporting my own smoking habit let alone if I had to buy some for my pet.

May I dare to ask what the hell is going on in Asia? First electing Hello Kitty in Japan, and now smoking turtles in China?

I don't think I can sit back and allow this any longer! Something must be done! Won't anybody think of the TURTLES! As if turtles aren't slow enough, Imagine a turtle on oxygen. I'd like to see him out run a predator, or a hungry hobo who has a fixin for turtle stew. Where is Angelina Jolie when you really need her? What about you Mia Farrow, or are you too busy saving Darfur to care about the plight of smoking turtles?

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