"SYONARA PUSSY?"

As if we didn't already have enough of the "harajuku girls,"Japan is offering us a brand new ambassador of tourism. HELLO KITTY. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080519/ap_on_fe_st/japan_hello_kitty

This is too good to be true. Maybe hello kitty will get her own seat at the united nations next. When the Japanese are least expecting it.............PUSSY REVOLUTION. Hello kitty will form a coup of the current government. She will elect herself sole empress of Japan and assassinate all who oppose her pussy reign!

Her secretary of defense? Keropi the frog perhaps. Maybe speed racer is available?

Hello Kitty, once a sweet cartoon loved by all, will become mad with power!She will demand closets filled with the finest kimonos and the sassiest barrettes. She will become paranoid of losing this power and imprison all things cute. The harajuku girls will be forced into slavery, cleaning her Kitty Box night and day.

Word of pussy tyranny will reach the shores of the U.S. Gwen Stefani would be immediately sent as a good will ambassador. Somehow she can communicate even though she only knows how to say "super cute" in japanese.