Ja-plan-et?

After toiling over all these bizarre stories coming out of Japan and China, I have come to a conclusion that Asia is no longer part of Earth.

Their intelligence has driven them to madness and bizarre behavior. Especially Japlanet.

First there were harajuku girls, nintendo Wii, and Ambassador Hello Kitty. Now the citizens of planet japan Are using their alien ray guns and shrinking things to diminutive sizes, i:e http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080529/ap_on_sc/odd_japan_smallest_ramen_bowl;_ylt=Aql5vWLlZ6_r._kBXfNl32EsQE4F

Now why would one need a microscopic bowl of noodles? Unless they are living on some ALIEN planet where micro organisms are the sustenance of life.

They say this was done just for fun.

Um... when i want to have fun, I usually grab a beer, watch tv, even read a book. Never once have I thought about how much fun it would be to have the worlds tiniest bowl of inedible ramen noodles.

Also to substantiate my claim that Japan is the new earth,

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080527/od_afp/japanrussiaspacebiologyoffbeatdrinksapporo_080527075311;_ylt=AgsKeUCZivIRj16blIjePUigOrgF

SPACE BEER!!!!!!!!Yes they are brewing space beer. This article talks all about how "one day when man spends substantial amounts of time in space, they will need to grow food." think about

it.