Yes folks when I think of my dream vacation...I think...Brazil. So much lambada shttp://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080505/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_brazil_tour;_ylt=ArF2isymLVBV9YO74j7Rkaes0NUEo little time!
But forget about sexy sexy dances and fruit hats for a second, I promise we can talk about them later. Lets talk about tours of the seedy underbelly of Rio!!! One company in particular, "Private tours", is facing the threat of a revoked licence, for hooking tourist up with drug traffickers.
I guess this is a tour of the slums of Rio. Umm does anyone else find this odd? Because the first place I would go on a sexy vacation would be Rocinha, the largest of the slums. Things.
Tourists gather round the DRUGLORD, and listen to tales of prison stays, and life as dealer, while trying not to be attacked by filthy monkeys. Personally I would rather grab my Bindle and spend my vacation in a boxcar listening to tall tales from the mouth of a hobo, all the while supping on baked beans soup. It seems a little less dangerous then snapping a pic of one of these young "Brazilian professionals."
I have to agree with Rubem Medina (tourism chief) when he says,"It is not necessary to do this kind of tour in RIO, there are a lot of wonderful attractions."
Which brings me back to SEXY SEXY fruithats!
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