This is not, not like John Waters' "Baltimore Foot Stomper."
Just when you thought the streets of Singapore were safe and Bubble gum free, comes the ultimate sexual predator, "the ARMPIT SNIFFER."
Authorities say he has sniffed 23 armpits, and was only apprehended when a housewife reported a "sniffin"to the police. How does one go about pulling off 23 sniffs anyway? You would have to get pretty damn close to get a worthwhile sniff in, or else you are just wasting a perfectly good sniff.
Another question how does a sniff victim respond during an attack? Do the scream "HELP SNIFFER!!!"or "HELP, HELP, I"M BEING SNIFFED!"? Do they stand there helplessly while being sniffed? Are there Sniff victim support groups? hot line?(1-800-sniff) How does one ever get over something like this, something so so dirty?
Thank god this was handled swiftly by the Singapore court system. They have the perfect sentence. We all know what that is....A CANEN"
sniff an armpit.....that's a canen'
chewing gum.......that's a canen'
graffiti......you got it....that's a canen'
so much canen'
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