SHUT UP!!! A biblical theme park set to open in 2012 in Germany of all places."genesis park." Each of the set 40 attractions, all based on the good book. This is too good to be true.
Think of all the merchandising that can come out of this.
1. Oversize Styrofoam "hands of god"
2. A crucifixion with the head cut out for memorable photos
3. Crucifixion snow globes
4. "Bethlehem or Bust" t-shirts
This list could go on and on.........really. But what about attractions?
1. Sodom and Gomorrah land for adults
2. A virgin Mary kissing booth
3. Last supper land
4. "Holy wine" tastings
5. Three wise men fortune tellers
6. The nativity petting Zoo, complete with pregnant teen Mary.
This warrants a sexy vacation to Germany
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