Consarnit!!!!
THE RUSH IS ON!!!!!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080423/ap_on_bi_ge/dental_gold_rush That's right folks!
Forget panning for gold, the source is much closer then you may think. Can't pay the mortgage? Need that extra cash this month? Head on down to your local pawn shop, gold teef in hand, and in an instant you will be able to maintain your comfortable way of life. Cash for your teef, does it get any better then that? It seems that gold teef are going for $50 to $60 a pop. Now, I don't know anybody that has gold teefs, per say, but if i did drinks would be on them, that's for sure. Come on now is the economy really that bad that people are hawking teeth? I guess wooden teef would not fetch that much in today's market, would they?
From my understanding, those of you out there with dentures, may just have hit the jackpot! According to this article dentures are filled with bits and pieces of "precious metals", from gold and silver,to palladium(whatever the hell that is). But alas i am a destined pauper lacking gold teefs and dentures. I guess when the time comes when i need extra cash, I'll just have to settle on selling a kidney,or baby on the black market. (most likely a baby)
brian
brian
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