Men of the Congo BEWARE!! There is a new evil lurking behind every corner in Kinshasa. No it is not a hungry tiger, or malaria infected mosquito (at least not this time), but something much more deviant and horrifying. Penis snatchers!!!!!!!!
Black magic is being used to either shrink or steal one's penis! And here I was thinking that head shrinking was bad. This is infinitely worse.
13 (suspected) Sorcerers have been rounded up. Supposedly it takes but one touch from these "sorcerers" and puff your penis shrinks before your own eyes, or simply swept away to the island of misfit penises.
You might think this is funny, (well it is) but it is leading to attempted lynchings, and is being featured heavily on Congo radio call in shows. There are all sorts of conspiracy theories about this recent outbreak of penis snatching, anything from political oppression, to extortion (offering to give back or enlarge your shrunken penis for a fee.) My question, (well i have many on this but) Have these "victims" looked down to see,if in fact they had been penis snatched? I think living with a penis your whole life, you would know if it had been "magicked," I know I would.
This seems to me like a "the dog ate my homework excuse" for the inadequate Congo man. But to be on the safe side, The Congo Republic is off my list of places to visit before I die.
brian
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